Written by Emerald Catron:
“In a recent New York Times Magazine article on Megan Fox, it was revealed that the Transformers star and her publicity team are having a hard time getting women to relate to or even like her.
Or, as Megan so succinctly summed it up in the interview, “Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”
Stop right there. Could it be that maybe, just maybe, really this is just a hunch, that we don’t think Megan Fox is stupid, or a whore, or a stupid whore? Is it in fact possible that women just don’t enjoy having grand, sweeping generalizations made about them that are entirely negative, coupled with the fact that she just called all of our friends ugly?
Granted, our homegirls may not have 22-inch waists and date a guy from “Beverly Hills 90210,” but that doesn’t make them totally busted. In fact, I wouldn’t rank any of my friends below a 7, and that’s a sober rating, folks.
The point is that she’s not so wonderful that she can insult us and the people we care about and expect to earn our trust. Unlike dudes, we aren’t blinded by her rather magnificent bosom. We have awesome boobs, too.
If Megan Fox really wants to gain the trust of women everywhere, maybe she should stop calling us jealous, scheming lunatics who are vastly inferior to her in terms of looks and personality. That seems like a pretty good start. Also, Megan, nobody wants to know what your farts smell like. OK, someone probably does, but we’re not that person. And it’s not because we’re jealous of your sphincter or something.”
See the original article here.
Yes, I am a guy. Yes, I would bang Meagan Fox in two goddamn seconds if given the chance (hell, I’d endure 6 hours of water-boarding if it got me 6 minutes of sex with her). However, she sucks. I really just don’t like her and I have no respect for her. This is more vindication that my opinion is valid…good female perspective as well.
